so today i was riding the bus, and i saw this guy reading a copy of harry potter whle using a magic card as a bookmark. inside i was like, ahhh kindred spirit.

i was watching animal planet last night and they had this thing on "nature's vampires" and it was so disgusting. the two that were the most disturbing were the leech one and the weird fly one. so the leech right, this guy somehow managed to get a leech stuck up his nose and the doctor had to tempt it to wriggle out so he could grab it with a pair of tongs and pull it out. it was like a foot long before it detached.
for the fly one, this guy who was hiking found like 90 sores on his body and they hurt so bad, and then he decided just to dig in and see what happened, but it didn't work and he was gonna pass out when this other guy who was native to the area found him and put oils or some kinda ointment on the sores, cause apparently flies had lain eggs inside his skin, and they had hatched into maggots, so they needed air holes and the oils covered up the air holes so they had to move closer to the surface of his skin, and then the other guy squeezed the sore and the maggot popped out! and then he kept doing it till there were a total of three maggots that popped out of the guy's skin. three! and in just one sore! the guy had lke 90!! it was so gross. it was like a reenactment and they'd show the sore which looked SO REAL and two hands squeezing it, and then teh camera would shift to show white stuff just fly into the air. soooo gross. i had to share hehe.